I really cannot imagine a more immersion breaking arrest warrant if I were playing a warrior.
Any other moronic storylines you've come across?
WARRANT OF ARREST
City of Brundisium
To file a complaint, please fill out the top portion of this form and return it to a scribe. If you cannot write, you may dictate your complaint to any Scribe.
Accuser's Name: S. Corvus Iuvenalis
Name and/or Description of Person or Persons whom the Complaint is Against:
Complaint/Charge: Savanah Lacourte, Physician of Broadsteel Merc
When and Where it Happened: The Dock
Witnesses: The Lady Lara of Brundisium.
Submitted to: The Scarlet Caste
On this day:
The Lady Lara was attacked by th physician Savanah Lacourte of the Broadsteel Mercenaries on the docks. She attacked the Free Woman with a spoon causing damage to her face. This is a violation of the ladies caste and of the current contract between the city and the Broadsteel Mercs. The physician also threatened to collar a Free woman of the city of Brundisium.
Preliminary investigative steps:
The Investigation finds that Savanah has broke the the contract agreed upon
3) The Broadsteel Mercenaries will provide safe passage through the docks for visitors to the City of Brundisium. This included correctly attired Free Women. No Broadsteel Mercenary will collar a Free Woman upon the docks without just cause. Any Free Woman who is resident of Brundisium MUST be brought before a Brundisium Magistrate before being stripped, or collared if the Mercenaries suspect there is just cause for said collaring.
And her codes of caste that being "No Physician shall be an aggressor"
The finds are that the Ubar attempted to resolve the issue with the Mercenaries and they feel the woman did nothing wrong and refused address the issue. There for a violation of contract set forth by the city with the mercenaries.
There fore the woman named Savanah Lacourte is to be arrested and stand trial before the magistrates.
The Administrator of the City of Brundisium hereby authorizes the following order:
All Warriors, Guards, and Officials of the City of Brundisium are hereby ordered to arrest the person or persons listed below and keep them under guard until they can be brought before a Magistrate (Administrator or designated Official) of the City of Brundisium.
Persons of Interest (one name per line): Savanah Lacourte
Have been charged with (brief description): Blonde Hair, Hazel - Blue Eyes - Wears Green of her Caste - Might have a Spoon.
This order should be filed with the Chief Scribe of the City of Brundisium and with the Administrator. Please remit any approved warrants to the High Commander of the Red Caste, for timely execution.
Certified by: Sirius Gervaise, Scribe of Brundisium
And the Administrator of Brundisium: Sirius Gervaise