"we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

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Re: "we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

Postby Tertionus » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:05 am

A: Kung Fu Panda

Q: Celebrate the nerd within me.
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Re: "we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

Postby alana » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:41 am

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The Wizard

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I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust it. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.
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Re: "we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

Postby TreatRothschild » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:10 am

Bull Durham

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Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
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Re: "we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

Postby Darby Bradley » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:17 pm

A. Highlander

Q. "No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout. "
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Re: "we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

Postby Perse » Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:08 pm

A: Juno

Q: "Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!"
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Re: "we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

Postby Reven » Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:28 pm

A. A League of their own

Q. I've lived long enough to see the future become history, Professor. Empires crumble. There are no exceptions.
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