"we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

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Re: "we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

Postby Tertionus » Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:05 am

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Re: "we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

Postby alana » Fri Sep 30, 2011 10:41 am

The Wizard

I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust it. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.
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Re: "we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

Postby TreatRothschild » Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:10 am

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Re: "we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

Postby Darby Bradley » Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:17 pm

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Re: "we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

Postby Perse » Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:08 pm

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Re: "we Don't Need No Stinkin Badges", new game

Postby Reven » Sat Oct 01, 2011 3:28 pm

A. A League of their own

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